From the shadows creeps a horror...
It's me again. Oh, sweet, sweet Internet. I can go on and on about my life (remaining anonymous, of course) and no one will ever read this. Despite that, however, it is somewhat therapeutic... unlike that P90x program from hell.
It's been over a year since my last post, dear reader(s). I include the plural in parentheses because I know I'm the only one who ever reads this blog. I felt obligated to optionally pluralize the word "reader" just in case there is another unfortunate soul out there who reads this drivel.
What's new in my life, you ask? Well, thank you for asking! Indeed many things have changed since July of Twenty-double-aught-seven. It'd be telling if I were to go into the details but suffice to say that I am once again a member of the bachelor crowd. Single women rejoice! No, seriously. Start rejoicing. It's great for my fragile male ego.
On to less embarrassing topics. I'm working out again, and eating right. Eating right is hard. I think I bitched about this before in the P90x trials. Let me check... mmm yep. Yes it is expensive and time consuming. I agree with myself. That's comforting on some bizarre level. I need someone to cook and clean for me while I'm at work. Any takers?
Alright, it's about time for me to slink back into the shadows. Fare thee well, faithful reader(s). Maybe I'll return before a year's passed, but I seriously doubt it. Oh, and a note for my future self: you better damn well get into that program. You know the one I'm talking about!
Peace!
It's been over a year since my last post, dear reader(s). I include the plural in parentheses because I know I'm the only one who ever reads this blog. I felt obligated to optionally pluralize the word "reader" just in case there is another unfortunate soul out there who reads this drivel.
What's new in my life, you ask? Well, thank you for asking! Indeed many things have changed since July of Twenty-double-aught-seven. It'd be telling if I were to go into the details but suffice to say that I am once again a member of the bachelor crowd. Single women rejoice! No, seriously. Start rejoicing. It's great for my fragile male ego.
On to less embarrassing topics. I'm working out again, and eating right. Eating right is hard. I think I bitched about this before in the P90x trials. Let me check... mmm yep. Yes it is expensive and time consuming. I agree with myself. That's comforting on some bizarre level. I need someone to cook and clean for me while I'm at work. Any takers?
Alright, it's about time for me to slink back into the shadows. Fare thee well, faithful reader(s). Maybe I'll return before a year's passed, but I seriously doubt it. Oh, and a note for my future self: you better damn well get into that program. You know the one I'm talking about!
Peace!
posted by Tim at 2:10 p.m.
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